Today two teams full of superstars battled for a win. It was Uruguay vs. England. Uruguay who had English Premier League top scorer Luis Suarez (a.k.a. The “Dark Lord”) back after his injury were hoping to get a win after their loss against Costa Rica. The scoring opened when he who must not be named (Luis Suarez) scored in the 39th minute. Then Wayne Rooney tied the game for England in the 75th minute. Unfortunately, the “Chosen One’s” single goal was not enough to counter the dark magic of Suarez, and he broke their hearts with his dark arts ten minutes later to get his second goal of the game and give Uruguay a much needed three points. Sadly for “Three Lions” fans the “Dark Lord’s” great but terrible feats were just TWO much for England.
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